Recipe For Disaster
Walkthrough:
Sub-Quest:
The cook
Starting point: Talk to the cook in
Lumbridge Castle
Items needed: Ashes, cocktail
glass, cocktail shaker, eye of newt, Greenmans ale, knife, 2
lemons, orange, pineapple and a rotten tomato.
Requirements: 10 cooking
Difficulty:
Easy
Walkthrough:
1. Talk to the cook in Lumbridge Castle and ask him if he has
any more quest for you. Say "Angry, it makes me angry!" then
"what seems to be the problem". Offer to help him.
2. Get all the items you need then right click on the cocktail
shaker and select mix-cocktail. Make a Fruit blast, then use a
knife on a lemon to slice it. "Pour" the cocktail into a glass
then add ashes to finish a dirty blast.
3. Talk to the cook again and give him the dirty blast, eye of
newt, rotten tomato and Greenman's Ale. First part of quest
complete.
Reward: Invitation to the most
amazing feast you will ever see!
QP reward: 1
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A this point you should go north into the next room. A cut scene
follows. The rest of the quest is split into 8 mini quests which
can be started by inspecting the people at the table.
The table has become surrounded by a magical barrier which you
can pass through at any time.
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Sub-Quest: Dwarf
Items needed: 4 Asgarnian ale, bowl
of water, bucket of milk, egg, pot of flour, Ice gloves/gloves
and a few hundred coins.
Requirements:
Fishing Contest Quest.
Difficulty:
Easy
Walkthrough:
1. Inspect the dwarf at the table then climb down the trapdoor
in Lumbridge Castle kitchen. You can use the chest to buy the
pot of flour, egg, bucket of milk and a bowl (if you haven't
already got them), fill the bowl at the sink.
2. Enter the tunnel under White Wolf Mountain (from the stairs
on either side) and talk to "an old dwarf" in the bar. His NPC
name then changes to Rohak.
3. Go to the pub in Falador and ask Kaylee about Dwarves and
ale. Give her 200 coins and she'll tell you the secret. Now use
a gold coin with 4 asgarnian ales (you can buy from the barmaid)
to turn them into Asgoldian ales.
4. Head back to Rohak in the tunnel and use an Asgoldian ale
with him. Use 3 more with him and talk to him again. Next use
some coins with Rohak and then use a bucket of milk, pot of
flour, an egg and a bowl of water with him. He makes a rock cake
and puts it on the table. Put your gloves on (ice gloves
preferably) and pick this up.
NOTE: If you don't use the ice gloves you will need to kill an
ice fiend on top of Ice Mountain to cool it down.
5. Go back to the banquet room in Lumbridge, use the rock cake
with the dwarf and you've completed this part of the quest.
Reward: 1000 cooking XP, 1000
slayer XP and increased access to the culinaromancer's chest (in
the castle basement).
QP reward: 1
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Sub-Quest:
Goblins
Items needed: Bread, bucket of
water, charcoal, Blue, green or purple dye, fish bait, knife,
orange and spice (or gnome spice). *spice, bucket can be bought
from the chest in the basement*
Recommended items: Tele runes and
tele Jewellery
Requirements: Must have completed
Goblin Diplomacy Quest.
Difficulty:
Easy
Walkthrough:
1. Inspect one of the goblins then head to Goblin Village north
of Falador. Enter the north-east house in the village and go
down the ladder. Talk to the goblin cook and ask for help. Offer
to get the cook some items.
2. Use some charcoal with the cook and a cut scene follows. Ask
him for help again.
3. Now do the following:
a) Use a bucket of water with bread to make soggy bread
b) Use spice with fish bait to make spicy maggots
c) Use a knife with an orange then either blue, green or purple
dye with the sliced orange
4. Talk to the goblin cook and say you have the ingredients and
he gives you the slop of compromise.
5. Go back to the banquet hall and use the slop of compromise on
one of the goblins. You've completed this part of the quest.
Reward: 1000 cooking XP, 1000
crafting XP, 1000 farming XP and increased access to the
Culinaromancer's Chest
QP reward: 1
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Sub-Quest:
Pirate Pete
Items needed: Bread, 3 bronze wire,
raw cod (Catherby fish shop or big net fishing), fishbowl (use
glass blowing pipe on molten glass), knife, needle and a pestle
and mortar.
Requirements: 31 cooking
Difficulty:
Moderate
Walkthrough:
1. Investigate Pirate Pete then go south and talk to the cook.
Choose option "protecting the pirate". Make sure you ask about
all 4 ingredients or you won't be able to make it.
2. Use a pestle and mortar with the raw cod to make ground cod
then use a knife with some bread to make breadcrumbs.
3. Go to Port Khazard which is south of Ardougne. Talk to Murphy
on the dock about the quest.
Talk to him again with a fishbowl in your inventory and he gives
you the fishing apparatus. If you are over 27KG in weight you
can't go diving so bank some of your stuff if you are over the
weight limit.
4. Make sure you have 3 bronze wire, a needle and a weapon then
talk to Murphy and agree to go diving. In the water, go north
and pick some Kelp (tall dark green plants).
Continue north and talk to Nung by the crab cage.
5. From Nung, go south and then west to the underwater cavern
entrance.
Pick up 5 rocks there and go through the entrance. Kill 5
mudskippers and take the mudskipper hides. Go back to Nung and
give him the hides. Talk to him again to give him the 3 bronze
wire and needle. Now go and get 5 more rocks (some beside the
cage) then enter the crab cage. Kill a crab, and take the meat.
6. Use your pestle and mortar with the kelp and the crab meat.
Go back to the cook in Lumbridge and talk about Pirate Pete. Use
all the ingredients together and use the raw fish cake on the
range.
7. Use the cooked fish cake with Pirate Pete in the banquet room
and you've finished this part of the quest.
Reward: 1000 cooking XP, 1000
fishing XP, 1000 smithing XP, 1000 crafting XP, access to the
Mogre Camp and increased access to the Culinoromancer's chest.
QP reward: 1
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Sub-Quest:
Lumbridge Guide
Items needed: Bucket of milk, cake
tin, egg and a pot of flour (all available from the food chest).
Requirements: 40 cooking. Must have
completed Big Chompy Bird
Hunting, Priest in Peril,
Biohazard,
Demon Slayer,
Nature Spirit,
Restless Ghost,
Witch's House and
Murder Mystery Quests.
Difficulty:
Moderate
Walkthrough:
1. Inspect the Lumbridge guide and agree to make a cake. Go to
Wizard's Tower south of Draynor village. Go up the stairs and
talk to Traiborn.
2. Talk to him again to give him the ingredients then say "Ok,
lets start!" He'll give you a quiz. You must correctly identify
3 NPC's (different for each player) and he takes the egg.
For him to take the milk you must answer 3 multiple choice
questions. For him to take the flour he shows you a picture then
asks you 3 questions about it (very useful to take a screenshot
and get your answers from there).
3. Traiborn enchants the ingredients and gives them back to you.
Use the ingredients with a cake tin then use that with a range.
4. Use the cake of guidance with the Lumbridge guide in the
banquet room and you've finished this part of the quest.
Reward: 2500 cooking XP, 2500 magic
XP and increased access to the Culinaromancer's Chest.
QP reward: 1
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Sub-Quest:
Evil Dave
Items needed: Cat or kitten and
around 15 stews (buy from Seers Village pub)
Requirements: Must have completed
Shadow of the Storm and
Gertrude's Cat Quests.
Recommended requirements: 25
cooking is a big advantage.
Difficulty:
Moderate
Walkthrough:
1. Inspect Evil Dave at the banquet table. Head to Edgeville and
enter the house just west of the bank. Go down into the basement
and talk to Evil Dave.
Ask him what he ate at the secret council meeting. Then say
"You've got to tell me because the magic requires it!"
2. Go upstairs and talk to Doris then head back down the stairs
and use your cat to catch the hell rats. When your cat catches a
rat, the rat will drop a spice which will be one of 4 colours.
3. You must now work out which spices and how much of each spice
goes in the stew. Try each colour on its own with 1 dose, then 2
and then 3. Use these stews with Dave to find out which ones and
which quantities are correct. When you've done this for all 4
spices, use the information to make the correct stew.
*make a note of the colours and amounts as you go along*
4. When you make the right stew, Dave will confirm that it is
indeed very evil. Use it with Evil Dave in the banquet hall and
you've completed this part of the quest.
Reward: 7000 cooking XP, ability to
make spicy stew, own a hell cat and more access to the
Culinaromancer's Chest.
QP reward: 1
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Sub-Quest:
Monkey Ambassador
Items needed: Banana, knife, gree
gree's for the 3 different monkey's (gorilla, archer and
zombie), monkey nuts, monkeyspeak amulet, pestle and mortar and
a rope.
Recommended items: Armour, food,
tele runes and a weapon.
Requirements: 48 agility and 700
cooking (or 66 cooking and a Chef's Delight). Must have
completed Monkey Madness Quest.
Difficulty:
Tough
Walkthrough:
1. Investigate Awowogei at the banquet table. Next get all the
items you need and head to Ape Atoll Via the Daero in the Grand
Tree. In the Monkey Village of Marim, head to the east side of
town and enter the building south of the temple.
2. Talk to Awowogei on his throne and ask about his favourite
dish.
Enter the temple to the north and talk to the 3 monkeys in the
north-west corner. Ask them if they know anything about the
King's favourite dish.
Buy monkey nuts from the food shop if you haven't got any yet.
3. Exit the monkey village and take the boat back to Crash
Island. Go east of the glider and switch on protect from melee.
Enter the pit and kill 2 Big Snakes (level 84), take the 2
corpses they drop and climb back up the rope out of the pit.
4. Take the boat back to Ape Atoll and talk to the 3 monkeys in
the temple again. Go to the north-west corner of the island to a
tree with red bananas. Equip the Gorilla greegree and use a rope
with the tree to get a red banana drop this, get another, drop
it and get a third. Pick up the other 2 so you have 3 red
bananas in your inventory (to be on the safe-ish side).
5. Talk to the 3 monkeys in the temple again and they eat one.
Talk to them again then exit the temple and go south-west. Go
south across the little bridge and south-west again to the start
of the agility assault course (there's a sign post here).
6. Equip the ninja gree gree and start the assault course:
a) Jump to stepping stone
b) climb tropical tree
c) Swing across monkey bars
d) Climb up skull slope
e) Run south-east then swing across rope
Now enter the hole and pick some Tchiki monkey nuts from the
bush. Drop the nuts and take another, drop it and take a 3rd.
Pick up the other 2 so you have 3 Tcheki monkey nuts in your
inventory.
7. Exit the hole and climb down the tropical tree to exit the
assault course. Go back to the 3 monkeys in the temple and they
eat one of the nuts. Talk to them again then do the following:
a) Use a knife with a red banana
b) use a pestle and mortar with some Tchiki monkey nuts
c) Use the slice banana on the snake corpse to get a raw stuffed
snake
8. Go down the trapdoor to the south-east and "enter the exit"
just west of you. Equip a Zombie monkey greegree and go across
the lava.
Use the raw snake with the rock. This may fail, especially if
you're only just level 70 cooking. I can confirm that using
Chef's delight DOES work though but it may take several tries.
If you over-cook or burn a snake, you'll need to get the
ingredients again.
9. Take a properly cooked snake back to the banquet hall in
Lumbridge and use it with Awowogei. You've completed this part
of the quest.
Reward: 10,000 cooking XP, 10,000
agility XP, ability to use the Ape Atoll Teleport spell and
increased access to the culinaromancer's chest.
QP reward: 1
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Sub-Quest:
Sir Amik Varze
Items needed: Anti Dragon shield,
bucket of milk, dramen staff, machete, pestle and mortar, pot,
pot of cream, raw chicken, sweetcorn and a woodcutting axe. you
will also need combat equipment to defeat a level 227 Black
Dragon.
Recommended items: Tele runes
Requirements: Must be able to
defeat a level 227 monster. Must have started
Lost City Quest and
Legends Quest.
Difficulty:
Tough
Walkthrough:
1. Investigate Sir Amik Varze then talk to the cook in the
kitchen about him to get the recipe.
2. Buy a bucket of milk and pot of cream from the chest under
the kitchen. Mix these together to get a milky mixture. Next go
north of Lumbridge castle to the mill. Use some sweetcorn with
it and use a pot to collect cornflour at the bottom. Use this
with the milky mixture to get cornflour mixture.
3. Head to Karamja and get an axe and machete. Enter the Kharazi
jungle south of Shilo village. South-west of the pool, near the
coast you will find vanilla plants.
Search these to get a vanilla pod then use the pod with the
cornflour mixture to get brulee.
4. Talk to the wise old man in Draynor Village. Ask him about
Strange beasts and then the Evil Chicken. Prepare yourself for a
fight. Make sure you equip the anti dragon shield and take a
Dramen staff with you. You will also need a raw chicken.
5. Use your Dramen staff to enter Zanaris (via Lumbridge swamp).
Go slightly north and use a raw chicken with the chicken shrine.
Run north past the level 227 black dragons and kill the Evil
Chicken (level 159) to get the evil chicken egg. Use this with
the brulee.
6. Bank all your weapons and armour and go to Entrana (take tele
runes with you). Go to the north-west corner of the island and
enter the cave. Kill a level 25 zombie for an axe then cut a
branch from the Dramen Tree.
Use a pestle and mortar with this to get cinnamon and then use
it with the brulee.
7. Head to a bank and prepare for a fight against a level 227
Black Dragon in the Evil Chicken's lair. Make sure you take an
anti dragon shield, Dramen staff and another raw chicken with
you. Dragon dagger P++, prayer pot and superset are strongly
recommended.
8. When you have killed the Black Dragon, pick up the Dragon
Token. Get your brulee and make sure you have an anti dragon
shield equipped. "rub" the Dragon Token and a cut scene with
K'klik follows. Ask him to flame your creme brulee and he does
so. (you are protected from most of the flames with the anti
dragon shield).
9. Use the brulee supreme with Sir Amik Varze in the banquet
room and you've completed this part of the quest.
Reward: 4000 cooking XP, 4000
hitpoints XP and increased access to the culinaromancer's chest.
QP reward: 1
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Sub-Quest:
Scrach Uglogwee
Items needed: Ball of wool, iron
spit, logs, ogre bow/ogre composite bow, ogre arrows/brutal
arrows, ogre bellows, pickaxe, tinderbox and a woodcutting axe.
Recommended items: Ring of duelling
Requirements: 41 cooking and 20
firemaking. Must have completed
Big Chompy Bird Hunting
Quest.
Difficulty:
Moderate
Walkthrough:
1. Inspect Skrach at the banquet table and agree to talk to
Rantz. Head to the Feldip Hills and talk to Rantz (he's east of
the glider). Tell Rantz about skrach then say "ok I'll do it".
2. Go south-east of Rantz and you'll see him there. Ask him what
to do next. A cut scene follows during which Rantz kicks down a
tree. Use a woodcutting axe with this tree twice then tell Rantz
the boat is ready. Rantz fires an arrow.
3. Go to the pool west of Rantz and use your bellows with the
bubbles then use the bellows with some toads.
Use these toads to catch 2 Chompy Birds. If you've forgotten how
then check the Big Chompy
Bird Quest Guide.
4. Head to the General shop on the west coast of Karamja. Walk
south down the coast to the tree with an arrow in it.
Light a fire then use an iron spit with one of your Chompy
Birds. Use this with the fire to cook it (may fail), and a cut
scene follows.
5. The 2 ogre children appear in the water with a log. Board
this then talk to Rantz about getting the Jubbly. Now go north
of Rantz and mine the piles of rocks to get 3 rocks. Next go
south-west to the pool and catch 3 bloated toads with your
bellows. Fill the bellows again and with the rocks and a ball of
wool in your inventory, use the full bellows on the toads again
to get 3 balloon toads.
6. Use these toads in the same way you used normal toads to
catch a Chompy (drop the bait a few squares south of the first
place you spoke to Rantz).
A Jubbly appears, kill it and pluck it.
7. Go just north of the first place you spoke to Rantz and use
the raw Jubbly with the Ogre spit-roast.
8. Use the cooked Jubbly with Skrach in the banquet hall and
you've finished this part of the quest.
Reward: 1500 cooking XP, 1500
woodcutting XP, 1500 ranged XP, 1500 crafting XP and increased
access to the culinaromancer's chest.
QP reward: 1
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When you've freed all 8 people at the banquet table, a cut scene
ensues. The magic barrier is removed and a portal appears at the
south end of the banquet table. You must enter the portal when
ready and fight 6 bosses.
The bosses can be fought individually, just exit through the
portal after each one then go back after stocking up again.
You cannot use prayer against any of the bosses.
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Final Part:
The Fights
Items need: Usual combat gear with
food and supersets.
Difficulty:
Tough
Walkthrough:
1. Agrith Na Na (146): Monster fights with melee and is a fairly
simple kill.
2. Flambeed (149): Monster fights with melee. Equip ice gloves
and defeat easily with magic. I managed to find a safe spot next
to the portal but don't count on this working every time ;).
3. Karamel (136): Monster fights with magic. Defeat using
dragonhide armour and stat restore pots. Toughest monster out of
the lot. At least 2 super restore pots should be taken with you.
When fighting, keep right clicking and attacking as this helps a
lot.
4. Dessourt (121): Monster fights using melee and magic and hits
consistently though has fairly low defence. Dragon hide and
superset are recommended.
5. Gelatinnoth Mother (130): Monster fights using ranged. Drink
a superset before fighting. You must defeat the monster using
various combat methods depending on the monster colour:
Orange - attack her using melee
Green - attack her using ranged
Red - attack her using fire spells
white - attack her using air spells
blue - attack her using water spells
brown - attack her using earth spells
*tip: Just remember green and orange are ranged and melee. Any
other colour will be the corresponding spell*
6. Culinaromancer (75): Take usual fighting gear, drink a
superset and this guy is an easy win (dragon dagger p++ is very
effective).
Finish him off and its QUEST COMPLETE!! Well done.
Reward: 20,000 Exp Lamp and full
access to the Culinaromancer's chest.
QP reward: 1
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